I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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