Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
