I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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