My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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