is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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