problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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