you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
