I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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