I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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