discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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