i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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