writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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