My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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