There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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