In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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