she was so not down for the gang bang
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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