rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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