6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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