I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize