You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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