Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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