If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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