I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
