i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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