that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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