I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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