you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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