Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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