He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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