Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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