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garbage

(248): View more from Michigan

garbage dick

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rubbish cock

(248): View more from Michigan

you win

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(805): View more from California

He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You made eat vitamins until I threw up

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees

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(206): View more from Washington

What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?

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Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.

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(44): View more from United Kingdom

Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."

(239): View more from Florida

I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.

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(727): View more from Florida

We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.

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