this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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