I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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