i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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