No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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