It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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