i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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