Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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