Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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