ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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