Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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