Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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