Your face is a jimmy john
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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