11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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