I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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