I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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