Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
