My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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