Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Randomize
