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(248): View more from Michigan

i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

oh yeah... my b.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

(630): View more from Illinois

It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(818): View more from California

we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today

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(302): View more from Delaware

I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I wish you could order shots online.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.

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(907): View more from Alaska

He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.

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(906): View more from Michigan

You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son

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