she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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