what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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