Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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