Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
