How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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